you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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