Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Be still, my beating vagina.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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