when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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