is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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