shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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