We're like a lot better than the average bears
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My vagina just clenched in fear
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