I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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