he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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