it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
false alarm. still invincible.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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