i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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