Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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