I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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