Define "chronic" masturbator.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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my liver is dry heaving
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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