I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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