Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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