vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize