don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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