I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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