what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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