It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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