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  • 64 30
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 2, 11 at 6:50pm
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    I would make an Edward Cullen joke, but seeing as he only bangs dudes didn't really see how it could fit

  • 61 38
    Submitted by raylealadee on Dec 2, 11 at 7:16pm
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    Sweetie, nobody loves working retail.

    • 27 33
      Submitted by KSigma_UWG on Dec 2, 11 at 11:26pm
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      Hahahaha! No, that shit sucks!

  • 46 47
    Submitted by niceman on Dec 2, 11 at 10:08pm
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    Why was your fucking mom staring at your fucking nipples? Fuck!

    • 36 26
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 4, 11 at 1:58am
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      that's a very legitimate question

  • 34 36
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 3, 11 at 12:16pm
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    I know, GA. But for some reason, they keep coming back. Must be doing something right, eh?

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Tyler9978 on Dec 3, 11 at 2:57am
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    Considering op says chest instead of breast I'm gonna have to say op is a guy. Maybe it was Edward Cullen.

  • 34 42
    Submitted by mattmac91 on Dec 3, 11 at 1:30am
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    @bestwit there's a difference between chest and nipples you fucking moron

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Nero905 on Dec 3, 11 at 4:49am
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    Retail sex :D

  • 38 64
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 2, 11 at 5:21pm
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    Hey, a girl I've been fucking for a while used that same sort of excuse for her husband... Such a horribly awesome liar, but great fuck..

    • 35 37
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 3, 11 at 1:49am
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      You are terrible, absofuckinlutely terrible.