Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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