And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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