He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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