I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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