ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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