Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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