if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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