awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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