Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i've created a new STD.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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