from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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