ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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