HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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