I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He felt like a one man threesome
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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