I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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You're like the curious george of whores
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize