Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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