she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Randomize