I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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