think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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