Barsexuality is the new black.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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