May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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