last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Is it penis luge time yet?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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