Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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