dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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