how can u be prego again
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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