Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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