ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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