We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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