I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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