none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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