yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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