Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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