i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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